by Robert Brown
April 23, 2017
I got arrested in a small town in Texas and the policeman put me in the back of his police car with my hands handcuffed behind my back. As we were driving away he reported in by radio that he had caught the guy selling cookies. Then I heard the radio reply, “What kind of cookies does he have?” The policeman ask me what I had so I told him and he replied on the radio. Before we went to the station he stopped by his house and his wife bought a couple boxes. Then at the police station some of the other police and office staff bought more cookies. Then he put me back in the car and drove me out of town and let me go.